What would jesus tip?

What Would Jesus Tip?

What would Jesus tip? You can read the article behind this rude server receipt here, but after being posted to Reddit, it found its way to my desktop with the question, “What would Jesus tip?”


Jesus would come in with his hipster friends and order the $4 special cheeseburger and fries with a water to drink. He would then magically divide this cheeseburger and fries to feed everyone in the restaurant, satisfying their hunger. Oh, then you’d have to listen to a sermon.

This so-called “pastor” didn’t do any of these things, so does that kind of sort of make him a hero?

No, but he’s probably a better tipper than Jesus.