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British Zombie Plan Reveals Government’s Defense Against The Undead

Posted: December 28, 2012
British Zombie Plan Reveals Government’s Defense Against The Undead

Should the world succumb to an undead apocalypse, a British zombie plan reveals that the country’s Cabinet Office will be in charge of restoring humanity to its former glory.

In response to a Freedom of Information request, the Ministry of Defense gave a brief explanation of what would occur should zombies rise from the grave and take over the planet. According to the Telegraph, the tongue-in-cheek response puts the fate of the world on the Cabinet Office’s shoulder.

The British zombie plan is detailed as follows:

“In the event of an apocalyptic incident (e.g. zombies), any plans to rebuild and return England to its pre-attack glory would be led by the Cabinet Office, and thus any pre-planning activity would also taken place there.

“The Ministry of Defence’s role in any such event would be to provide military support to the civil authorities, not take the lead. Consequently, the Ministry of Defence holds no information on this matter.”

Today Online reports this isn’t the first time British authorities have responded to a request regarding how the government plans to operate during a zombie apocalypse.

Bristol city officials revealed what would happen during an invasion of the undead. In addition to providing medical care for anyone attacked during a zombie outbreak, officials said the government would keep citizens up to date on the situation through the use of code words on radio and television.

The United States government also has its own zombie apocalypse plan should such an event ever take place. The Huffington Post reports the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention launched the “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” campaign in place for those seeking information on what to do in case of an emergency.

“If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack,If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack,” Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response director Dr. Ali Khan said.

What do you think about the British zombie plan? Is this something governments around the world should take seriously?



Comments


40 Archived Responses to “ British Zombie Plan Reveals Government’s Defense Against The Undead ”

  1. the undead? I am alive so therefore I'm undead.this world if so full of morons.

  2. Brian Bodish
    Dec 28, 2012

    too much tv and video games stupid people.

  3. Anonymous
    Dec 28, 2012

    ok now we have the u.s. and britain with the same plan? and these idiots are running things and have the guns? yup things are going to get worse for sure, that's just great…or somethin'.

  4. zombies idk but people eat people on that bath salt so who know anymore anything can happen.

  5. what are the smoking over there?

  6. Brian Bodish
    Dec 28, 2012

    whatever it is i want some lol

  7. Josh Barrett
    Dec 28, 2012

    The invasion has been going on for years in the USA. We don't call them zombies here though. That's not "PC". The proper term is Christians.

  8. REALLY!

  9. THEY ARE NOT KIDDING!!!!!

  10. Virgina J Mountain
    Dec 28, 2012

    medical care for anyone attacked during a zombie outbreak is a bullet to the head.

  11. Nick Hood
    Dec 28, 2012

    “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack, If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack,” Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response director Dr. Ali Khan said.

    Nice editing…

  12. Any gov that a plan to deal with a zombie apocalypse is a JOKE!

  13. that *got's* a

  14. I love how people won't prepare for hurricanes, terrorist acts, etc, but we quickly get ready for the supposedly oh so realistic zombie attack. hell at least they prepared at all for anything lol!

  15. I love how people won't prepare for hurricanes, terrorist acts, etc, but we quickly get ready for the supposedly oh so realistic zombie attack. hell at least they prepared at all for anything lol!

  16. That JEFFREY

  17. Josh; it is better to be labeled a zombie in this world & spend eterinty in heaven with my Father than to spend eterinty in hell as alot will be deceived!!!

  18. Michael O. Maloney
    Dec 28, 2012

    Simon Pegg needs to be in charge! (Shawn of the Dead movie).

  19. Anonymous
    Dec 28, 2012

    Not all Christians are like the ones in the News…just saying.

  20. Really?

  21. Michael Keller
    Dec 29, 2012

    Wonderful. The CABINET will be in charge, while the Ministry of Defense will take a backseat to the politicians. I almost hope England gets hit by the undead now.

  22. I call the Meth Heads that Ride bikes and Walk around all night looking for shit to steal walkers.

  23. Zach Thoroman
    Dec 29, 2012

    If I lived in England, I'd rather chance trying to call The Doctor before I depended on the Government.

  24. I think you are mistaking Christians with Congress.

  25. Fuck off.

  26. Tim Stephens
    Dec 29, 2012

    This is not me trying to make arguments because that is the last thing I want as a Christian and for all Christians to be labeled as, but I agree with ajpotter2007. Most people who claim to be Christian can be recognized by their integrity and the way they treat others. If you see someone cussing and making fun of other people, or drinking, or anything that goes against any moral/ethical value, then they are probably not a Christian. For me as a Christian, I would be gentle with kindness, but firm in my beliefs. If you have to cuss or violently argue to someone about your beliefs that what you think is true, then you have lost the meaning of what Christ taught the world. I am not telling you that you should accept Jesus as your Savior because Jesus never wanted to force people to love Him, He wanted people to accept Him and love Him willingly. Nobody is perfect, even Christians. Those who proclaim to be perfect are fools and hypocrites. I am surely not perfect, but God still accepts anyone no matter their past. I hope this gives you a better definition of who Christians really are and I want to apologize for my fellow brethren who thought they know everything.

  27. Where did this come from? Just…wow.

  28. i think im having a heart attack, no im just on the jeffrey

  29. Anonymous
    Dec 29, 2012

    Do the governments in Britain and America know something we don't? I always thought zombies were a fantasy and would never waste time preparing for a zombie attack so why are they?

  30. What did christians ever do to you. I think it is shameful to hate that which loves.

  31. I can't believe someone would think Zombies will take over the world and they say I'm crazy.

  32. By the way. We didn't invade this country, we started it. Everyone knows that.

  33. pet the furry wall

  34. Next thing you know there will be Test Warnings for a Zombie Apocalypse on TV just like they do with the weather.

  35. Britain is noguns to begin with so they're screwed.

  36. You realize that Westboro Baptist Church doesn't represent all Christians right?

  37. Umm, Chris Johnson, you are totally wrong. Our founding fathers were deists, not Christians….sad to say. And this is coming from a Christian. Do some homework.