Penis Snake Discovered In Brazil
A group of engineers building a dam in the Amazon recently discovered an Atretochoana eiseltiis, better known as a caecilian, which some people might know as a limbless amphibian, but, let’s be honest, the creature pictured above is a penis snake.
Monga Bay reports that the strange creature was discovered while the Madeira River was being drained as part of a damn building project in Brazil’s Madeira River. Biologist Julian Tupan said that six penis snakes were found at the bottom of the river.
Tupan said:
“Of the six we collected, one died, three were released back into the wild and another two were kept for studies. Despite looking like snakes, they aren’t reptiles and are more closely related to salamanders and frogs. We think the animal breathes through its skin, and probably feeds on small fish and worms, but there is still nothing proven.The Amazon is a box of surprises when it comes to reptiles and amphibians. There are still much more to be discovered.”
The Digital Journal notes that the discovery was made last November but it was only announced this week after biologist deemed that it was a new species.
Informally, the new Amazon River dweller is being called a “floppy snake,” but media outlets are having a little fun coming up with names like penis snake and man-aconda.
Anybody else have a good name for the Atretochoana eiseltiis?
Tags : Atretochoana eiseltiis, floppy snake, new creature, penis creature, penis snake
Posted: August 3, 2012
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Aug 3, 2012
omg…here's your tidbit for today…
Aug 3, 2012
Ew do u really have to post that on fb? Lol
Aug 4, 2012
call it the women eater? no wait how about the rabbit snake women would understand that one right? how about the Johnson snake lol.
Aug 4, 2012
LOL Manaconda!
Aug 4, 2012
dickworm.
Aug 4, 2012
HEY >>>>>>>>>>. I know him!
Aug 4, 2012
HEY >>>>>>>>>>. I know him!
Aug 4, 2012
dickwad?
Aug 4, 2012
Moby Dick!
Aug 4, 2012
black erectile, slithering weener, anda- cock- a, misleading, penile snake, will bite (haha).
Aug 4, 2012
disgusting.
Aug 4, 2012
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger! is a good name!
Aug 4, 2012
What the??
Aug 4, 2012
LMAO!!
Aug 4, 2012
LMAO!!
Aug 4, 2012
Let's call him 'Dick'.
Aug 4, 2012
looks like the cretures from thr movie..TREMERS…
Aug 4, 2012
looks like the things from the movie TREMERS..worm critters.. on SYFY
Aug 4, 2012
Why not call it "Ronus jeremius" after Ron Jeremy?
Aug 4, 2012
where your sense of humor
Aug 4, 2012
that's crazy
Aug 4, 2012
Omg!!! Lmfao!!!!
Aug 4, 2012
LMFAO!!
Aug 4, 2012
LMFAO!!
Aug 4, 2012
Theres alot more out there that we dont kno about or seen yet….people will shit there selves wen we do learn all the worlds secretes…lol…one never kno's…
Aug 4, 2012
Purple peter-eater
Aug 4, 2012
ewwwwwwww! lol!
Aug 4, 2012
omg that is disgusting
Aug 4, 2012
I feel like there is no better excuse to make a "trouser snake" joke.
Aug 4, 2012
E.D.( Erectie Dysfunction)? lol Well it's a name………..
Aug 4, 2012
Erectile
Aug 4, 2012
Ron Jeremy as an amphibian.
Aug 4, 2012
"Caecilians [constitute] a taxonomic order of entirely limbless species, many of which greatly resemble earthworms. Most are predominantly subterranean, fossorial species (although there are also some aquatic river-dwelling forms), and are rarely seen above-ground unless flushed out during rainfall. They inhabit wet tropical localities in Africa, Asia, and South America, feed principally upon insects and worms, and most are relatively small, but a few extra-large species also exist, growing up to 4 ft long and superficially similar in outward appearance to snakes.
"One feature that all species share is a pair of lungs – or at least they did until 1968, or, to be exact, 1995; as will be seen, the history of the following ground-breaking species is nothing if not complicated. It began in 1968, when a notably large preserved specimen of caecilian originating from an unspecified location in South America became the type (and for a long time thereafter the only) specimen of a new species, which was formally christened Typhlonectes eiselti by Kansas University herpetologist Dr Edward H. Taylor in a major monograph entitled The Caecilians of the World.
"Measuring 27.5 in long, this new species’ unique specimen was an adult female housed in the collections of Vienna’s Naturhistoriches Museum, but Taylor’s official description of it had been unusually brief, and concentrated primarily upon its external morphology. Not until the early 1990s did it attract any further scientific attention, even though it was on full public display inside a glass exhibition case at the museum during the intervening years. When it was finally re-examined, however, by zoologist Dr Ronald A. Nussbaum from Michigan University and Bristol University caecilian specialist Dr Mark Wilkinson, they closely investigated its internal form, which duly revealed a very remarkable and hitherto-unsuspected surprise – this large, enigmatic, but previously neglected caecilian was lungless.
"Indeed, their discovery meant that T. eiselti was now the largest species of lungless tetrapod known to science, and was sufficiently removed from all other caecilians to require them to publish a major redescription of it, which appeared in 1995. Moreover, in their paper, they also created a new genus for it, renaming this radically disparate species Atretochoana eiselti, which highlighted the fact that even its choanae (internal nostrils) were sealed. It also totally lacked any pulmonary blood vessels. Clearly, therefore, this caecilian respired entirely through its skin (cutaneous respiration is also carried out by other caecilians, but only as a supplement to normal pulmonary respiration). Its cranium exhibited fundamental differences from that of other caecilians too. If only there were other examples of this extraordinary species to examine, but where to look? The provenance within South America of its one and only specimen was unknown.
"Happily, in 1998, after 30 long years, a second specimen was finally recorded – documented by Wilkinson and three co-researchers – which was confirmed to have originated from a river in Brazil, but its precise location was unknown. Measuring 31.7 in (80.5 cm), it was longer than the first one but otherwise very similar in form. And that is where the remarkable history of A. eiselti comes to an end, at least for now, as no further specimens have been discovered.
"What has been discovered, meanwhile, is a second species of lungless caecilian, and whereas A. eiselti is aquatic, this new one is land-based. Found in the scrub of Guyana’s Iwokrama Forest and described online in late 2009 (in hard-copy format in 2010), when it was formally named Caecilita iwokramae, it is the only member of a new genus and is much smaller than A. eiselti, its holotype only measuring 4.4 in long."
Aug 4, 2012
it's not actually a snake see my comment below.
Aug 4, 2012
lol @ scars… that thing just looks so gross not even about the name lol imagine sitting down and its right next to you chillin… lol like it doesnt even have a face
Aug 4, 2012
Slithery willy!
Aug 4, 2012
Has this thing been circumcised?
Aug 4, 2012
Wow. Can't wait to see vagina frog to be discovered
Aug 4, 2012
Ronaldo.
Aug 4, 2012
thanx for the nightmares lol.
Aug 4, 2012
what the heck u doing writing a book!!!????
Aug 4, 2012
Huehuehuehue
Aug 4, 2012
Why is it called that?
Aug 4, 2012
LOOK… You're famous! Good luck finding a new job.
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/08/03/god-loving-conservative-sticks-a-gun-in-the-face-of-liberals-image/
Aug 4, 2012
Hey, tell the Secret Service and the FBI that I send my regards. I have a feeling that they'll be visiting you VERY soon.
Aug 4, 2012
Fine words from someone who has a filthy flag of treason on the wall behind him. Not only is there no place in America for such as you, there is no place in civilization.
Aug 4, 2012
LOL "Penis Snake Discovered"
Aug 4, 2012
LOL "Penis Snake Discovered"
Aug 4, 2012
Cave Dweller?
Aug 4, 2012
Graboids I think they are called….wonder if this thing vomits tadpoles when you rub it?
Aug 4, 2012
You sure like penises
Aug 4, 2012
its bad enough I don't like snakes now they have to look like penises! wth
Aug 4, 2012
Thanks for the nightmare fuel. Your Reward: Feel free to google "Candiru".
Aug 4, 2012
Oh boy. That is the most vile thing ever! haha
Aug 4, 2012
Oh eeeew!
Aug 4, 2012
Haha ewww
Aug 4, 2012
Lol
Aug 4, 2012
How Drunk were you?
Aug 4, 2012
Hahaha ewwwww!
Aug 4, 2012
Please seek help before you take on any movie theaters.
Aug 4, 2012
manaconda LOL
Aug 4, 2012
a frube
Aug 4, 2012
COCKBOY
Aug 4, 2012
Somebody sent Bri one of those this morning a real beauty
Aug 4, 2012
I don't know – I'm a woman and I think it's hilarious. LMAO
Aug 4, 2012
Ereptile dysfunction much?
Aug 4, 2012
LOL the weirdest things always happen in Brazil.
Aug 4, 2012
Ewww… Is that thing for real???!!!
Aug 4, 2012
Veronica, Did you check out the photo of the snake? That should explain the name.
Aug 4, 2012
Amen. Kevin seek therapy before your impending arrest!
Aug 4, 2012
Amen. Kevin seek therapy before your impending arrest!
Aug 4, 2012
You better hope that gun can find you anybody who wants to take you out from a buiilding window because a pistol only shows a bigot attitude not a Winchester M70 with a .300 Win-mag caliber loaded and a leopold scope through a window with your face in the lens', it wont be me that sees you I don't have a rifle I'm just saying, might want to think about moving out of MY country, I'm a democratic Liberal and I think every person with your views should be eradicated from the face of the planet. Seen the SS and FBI my regards.
Aug 4, 2012
You better hope that gun can find you anybody who wants to take you out from a buiilding window because a pistol only shows a bigot attitude not a Winchester M70 with a .300 Win-mag caliber loaded and a leopold scope through a window with your face in the lens', it wont be me that sees you I don't have a rifle I'm just saying, might want to think about moving out of MY country, I'm a democratic Liberal and I think every person with your views should be eradicated from the face of the planet. Seen the SS and FBI my regards.
Aug 4, 2012
why
Aug 4, 2012
OMG How funny! Manaconda! lol
Aug 4, 2012
OMG How funny! Manaconda! lol
Aug 4, 2012
looks a bit like Romney Don't ya think lol?
Aug 4, 2012
It's a phallicropod.
Aug 4, 2012
It's a phallicropod.
Aug 4, 2012
It's a phallicropod.
Aug 4, 2012
It's a least six inches long……….
Aug 4, 2012
its reminds me.. whatever cong.
Aug 4, 2012
SAMAAN wud make a gud name..
Aug 4, 2012
Cocker Head Snake…..Cousin to the One Eyed Spitting Trouser Snake! LMAO
Aug 4, 2012
The Males have a distinctive brown ring around their neck,lol
Aug 4, 2012
His name should be Little Dickie.
Aug 4, 2012
bahahahahhahahaha!!!! that was awesome!!!
Aug 4, 2012
bahahahahhahahaha!!!! that was awesome!!!
Aug 4, 2012
Well Hello Ladies. Now you don't have to guess what's in my pants!
Aug 4, 2012
la morada
Aug 4, 2012
the purple cobra
Aug 4, 2012
the purple cobra
Aug 4, 2012
purbra invented by mua
Aug 4, 2012
purbra invented by mua
Aug 4, 2012
lol
Aug 4, 2012
Wiener Moccasin. Beat that.
Aug 4, 2012
I bet all the Chick-Fil-A protesters would rather be eating this instead of a chicken sandwich.
Aug 4, 2012
These creatures are obviously Jewish since they are circumcised.
Aug 4, 2012
Beener Cockskin…get it?…it rhymes with yours and….beener?…Like Brazilians are beeners like mexicans?…and its a cock and its skin looks gross?…ahhhh nevermind.
Aug 4, 2012
:*( how do you think IT feels..
Aug 4, 2012
http://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE
Aug 4, 2012
http://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE
Aug 5, 2012
"hoa constrictor", "harder snake" , "inner thypon" , or "the purple shlongba".
Aug 5, 2012
Is that a rare breed of the Spitting Python???
Aug 5, 2012
How about naming it after the disgraced NY Congressman?
You know. Anthony's Weiner…
Aug 5, 2012
Swill it excreet a clear glod of gooooo? Looks like a big penis to me that has been. Circumsized
Aug 5, 2012
scarey looken
Aug 5, 2012
The Black Mamba!
Aug 5, 2012
@ Adriel San Juan – The Manaconda ate the Vagina frog
Aug 5, 2012
The Pornstar Manaconda.
Aug 5, 2012
this…is amazing. i am always glad to have species added to our animal kingdom, but this is f-ing brilliant.
Aug 5, 2012
"John Holmes Conda…."
Aug 5, 2012
"John Holmes Conda…."
Aug 5, 2012
"John Holmes Conda…."
Aug 5, 2012
"John Holmes Conda…."
Aug 5, 2012
"John Holmes Conda…."
Aug 5, 2012
"John Holmes Conda…."
Aug 5, 2012
"The Donger!"
Aug 5, 2012
That crotch shot is an invasion of my privacuy.
Aug 5, 2012
Aug 5, 2012
I'm waiting to vagina frog either.
Aug 5, 2012
naked mole sanke.
Aug 5, 2012
by the looks of it, it has been stripped of all its foreskin
Aug 5, 2012
Anacondang nakapikit..
Aug 5, 2012
you say eww but inside your thinking I wonder… >.>
Aug 5, 2012
Reptile dysfunction…lol
Aug 5, 2012
Is that an atretochoana eiseltiis, or are you just glad to see me?
Aug 5, 2012
lol
Aug 5, 2012
lmao! no comment though!
Aug 5, 2012
long black trouser snake.
Aug 5, 2012
Call him waldo
Aug 5, 2012
Threatening people with a gun doesn't make you less wrong. I know being ignorant and misled hurts, but don't lash out and makes threats at those who disagree with you. If you've got to resort to violence or threats to get people to agree with you, it just shows that your argument was never that good or smart in the first place.
Aug 5, 2012
Cool, but they really shouldn't be building the damn there in the first place. It's going to screw life up for alot of local people.
Aug 5, 2012
Cool, but they really shouldn't be building the damn there in the first place. It's going to screw life up for alot of local people.
Aug 5, 2012
wtf haha
Aug 5, 2012
HOPEFULLY A VAGINA LOOKING CREATURE IS FOUND IN THE FUTURE!
Aug 5, 2012
The Bill Clinton?
Aug 5, 2012
The Bill Clinton?
Aug 5, 2012
QOw, I am so glad that I don't live in a world where when the word penis is mentioned, or something looks like a penis, the first thing people think of is my name, LOL Clinton must be so proud, LOL
Aug 5, 2012
QOw, I am so glad that I don't live in a world where when the word penis is mentioned, or something looks like a penis, the first thing people think of is my name, LOL Clinton must be so proud, LOL
Aug 5, 2012
Goober-snake…..LOL
Aug 5, 2012
LOL I do agree with you on that. But still cannot stop laughing at your comment.
Aug 6, 2012
Penis lookin' ass
Aug 6, 2012
Call it Dickhead that's my hubs nickname on my phone =).
Aug 6, 2012
i always wanted to know where the rest of my junk was hahahahah guess some on found it
Aug 6, 2012
wtf?
Aug 6, 2012
I guess dicks do bite…..
Aug 6, 2012
I think a nymphomaniac lost one of her/his dildos >.<
Aug 6, 2012
Barf
Aug 6, 2012
hahahaha vagina frog.lol
Aug 6, 2012
Just call it penis snake.
Aug 6, 2012
http://www.danteng5.com/wp-content/uploads/auto_save_image/2012/08/141912UuZ.jpg
Aug 6, 2012
http://www.danteng5.com/wp-content/uploads/auto_save_image/2012/08/141912UuZ.jpg
Aug 6, 2012
?
Aug 6, 2012
Just call it Mitt
Aug 6, 2012
Blackaconda
Aug 6, 2012
this is discusting!!!
Aug 6, 2012
not the kind of stuf I would post, it's nasty!
Aug 6, 2012
not the kind of stuf I would post, it's nasty!
Aug 6, 2012
not the kind of stuf I would post, it's nasty!
Aug 6, 2012
Victoria's Secret would be a good place to sell them.
Aug 6, 2012
Lesbians…
Aug 6, 2012
Crap I left my pants unzipped again in public blame thing keeps escaping. Now every girl will want one! Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?
Aug 7, 2012
Call him Bulbus Erectus!
Aug 7, 2012
Wait until the first one shows up on an airplane.
Aug 7, 2012
Haha
Aug 7, 2012
Ewww… wtf?…look nasty..
Aug 7, 2012
Lmao wtf
Aug 7, 2012
When I posted this pic on Sunday morning it was gone by Monday morning!?! The FB police must have deleted my thread.
Aug 7, 2012
MangCanthor is a good name.
Aug 7, 2012
Call it the Riverdong!
Aug 7, 2012
mana-condom
Aug 7, 2012
alittle Penis envy going on here ?????
Aug 7, 2012
wonder how long it will be before they trun up in pet stores, or adult shops?
Aug 7, 2012
Now if they discover a white one, it would more than likely be way smaller than this one.
Aug 7, 2012
Smart ass!! Stereotyping us whiteys….. bwahahaha!!!
Aug 8, 2012
If it bites it is non venomous-but you will possibly conceive……….:)
Aug 8, 2012
Why do you think the one died? what weird things did they do to him?
Aug 8, 2012
Hey old friend o wait mine is still with me!
Aug 8, 2012
Ewwwww!!!!!!
Aug 8, 2012
Cockness monster!
Aug 8, 2012
ok Michael…………………..someone oughtta smack you…..lol
Aug 8, 2012
ROFLMAO!!! The story that accompanies the Penis Snake is even better!
Aug 8, 2012
Haha gross!!
Aug 8, 2012
richardnogginichus
Aug 8, 2012
Watch out it spits venom and is know to impregnate women lmao
Aug 8, 2012
Haha niiiicccce
Aug 8, 2012
Hmmmm…interesting
Aug 8, 2012
im keeping it at pg13 you guys Little billy hows everything going?
Aug 8, 2012
Pfft!
Aug 8, 2012
Michael question that snake is not your friend he's to small to be yours…. i'm dirty today!! lol
Aug 8, 2012
you drinking a little today? lol
Aug 8, 2012
yupper's meagen is here too. she says text her so we don't got to talk over facebook.
Aug 8, 2012
whoa dude.
Aug 8, 2012
whoa dude.
Aug 8, 2012
How does it mate?
Aug 8, 2012
I can only imagine the looks on the faces of the people who first seen these!
Aug 8, 2012
Shlong!
Aug 8, 2012
Ok so where's Lorena Bobbitt? Someone need to question her!
Aug 8, 2012
hahaha Amazon-azing!
Aug 8, 2012
Touche! Where's the mustache though?
Aug 8, 2012
Feed it a viagra and see what happens!
Aug 8, 2012
Feed it a viagra and see what happens!
Aug 8, 2012
Feed it a viagra and see what happens!
Aug 8, 2012
That……….was funny
Aug 8, 2012
dick snake
Aug 8, 2012
For that, refer to the mustache snake.
Aug 9, 2012
is it true sandra bullock is deceased?
Aug 9, 2012
stupid people its a salamander.
Aug 9, 2012
But it will probably have a respectable job AYOO. Nah Im just messin haha
Aug 9, 2012
It's such a shame what they're doing to the Amazon Rain Forest… All for greed while more sustainable choices could be made… They will destroy a huge portion of the rain forest to make dams… while killing the most diverse fauna on the planet… They will kills tons of different animal species and destroy their habitats and the habitats of indigenous people. It's call the Rain Forest for a reason… This will bring more drought to the USA and it will affect the whole planet and warming it it even more… It's a huge mistake to destroy that part of the world for all of human kind. Watch: "Defending the River of The Amazon, with Sigourney Weaver" on yout*be.
Aug 9, 2012
I don't know about this one, but I have one that looks just like it and I just call it Jake.
Aug 9, 2012
Skin flute snake.
Aug 9, 2012
I dub the the Spermpant!
Aug 9, 2012
are you guys sure this snake is from Brazil? coz this one is "cut".
Aug 9, 2012
Wow!!
Aug 9, 2012
Yes, the Anaconda Erectus would be sufficient.
Aug 9, 2012
what the heck are you? an idiot? He copypasted from Wikipedia. Hurts you to read something that can help you understand this creature doesn't it?
Aug 9, 2012
Touch its head and see what it does.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bigus dickus would be appropriate ref. The Life of Brian.
Aug 9, 2012
Bet they call two of them Ron and Jeremy……..nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
That was a risky click…..
Aug 9, 2012
How about homeless or soon to be extinct.
Aug 9, 2012
Tube Snake?
Aug 9, 2012
well brazillian men are very well hung LOL.
Aug 9, 2012
well brazillian men are very well hung LOL.
Aug 9, 2012
well brazillian men are very well hung LOL.
Aug 9, 2012
Bahaa
Aug 9, 2012
Bahaa
Aug 9, 2012
Bahaa
Aug 9, 2012
EWWW,
Aug 9, 2012
EWWW,
Aug 9, 2012
EWWW,
Aug 9, 2012
tsk..tsk..tsk.. -_-
Aug 9, 2012
tsk..tsk..tsk.. -_-
Aug 9, 2012
tsk..tsk..tsk.. -_-
Aug 9, 2012
tsk..tsk..tsk.. -_-
Aug 9, 2012
tsk..tsk..tsk.. -_-
Aug 9, 2012
lol
Aug 9, 2012
lol
Aug 9, 2012
lol
Aug 9, 2012
lol
Aug 9, 2012
lol
Aug 9, 2012
ხტფუ
Aug 9, 2012
ხტფუ
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
Sometimes, the easy ones can't be ignored, they're just too big………….still nuthin'?
Aug 9, 2012
vaimeeeeeeeeeee es ra sashinelebaaa
:D fuu 
:D
Aug 9, 2012
ნოდარ მელაძე დაარქვით ნოდარ მელაძე.
Aug 9, 2012
ნოდარ მელაძე დაარქვით ნოდარ მელაძე.
Aug 9, 2012
ნოდარ მელაძე დაარქვით ნოდარ მელაძე.
Aug 9, 2012
ნოდარ მელაძე დაარქვით ნოდარ მელაძე.
Aug 9, 2012
Peter snake!
Aug 9, 2012
Yesssss. I want to keep one as a pet and build it a denim aquarium that unzips.
Aug 9, 2012
I have a good name. How about "endangered"? As much as I'd like to indulge in all the penis jokes available to me at this time, is the fact that a new species was discovered when they drained a river to build a dam lost on everyone?
Aug 9, 2012
This is creepy lol!
Aug 9, 2012
If you want to see a penis snake I'll show you a penis snake….. I'd call it "ONE UGLY DICK".
Aug 9, 2012
Trouser snake!
Aug 9, 2012
Trouser snake!
Aug 9, 2012
Trouser snake!
Aug 9, 2012
Lol I wanna say CUTE
Just kiddin! Thats pretty nasty!
Aug 9, 2012
Only you rick
Aug 9, 2012
Could be
Aug 9, 2012
So dam
Aug 9, 2012
Funny
Aug 9, 2012
Ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Aug 10, 2012
Gross!!!
Aug 10, 2012
Gross!!!
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
That's what color mine was when I pissed on that hot wire.
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
Thats what color mine was when i pissed on that hot wire
Aug 10, 2012
ნოდარმელაძეგესლა:)
Aug 10, 2012
ლოოოოლ რა ღდაობააა
)))))
Aug 10, 2012
wow….
Snake orrr….
@,@)?
Aug 10, 2012
All you got out of this story was destroying the rainforest? Really?
Aug 10, 2012
Ha, ha… this is really funny. Poor guy has no idea he looks like a giant penis.
Aug 10, 2012
Not at all, I just want to make sure people are getting it since it had barely any coverage from mainstream media. Like that should be all I got!?!! I'm trying to make people aware of the danger to the human kind because obviously, too many, like you, don't get it! Watch the video.
Aug 10, 2012
Derek.
Aug 10, 2012
Definitely not Asian, but it looks like it might be a water cockasin.
Aug 10, 2012
Definitely not Asian, but it looks like it might be a water cockasin.
Aug 10, 2012
Definitely not Asian, but it looks like it might be a water cockasin.
Aug 10, 2012
Definitely not Asian, but it looks like it might be a water cockasin.
Aug 10, 2012
great.. now can I have it back? had enough of people making fun of it all day..
Aug 10, 2012
wow! lots of chuckles but speechless!
Aug 10, 2012
Fapamander
Aug 10, 2012
Circumcilian
Aug 10, 2012
This is the most terrifying thing ive ever seen.
Aug 10, 2012
errrrrr that for penis snake mmmmm wonder many errr someone is going order for errr s…;;x looks just like one kinda looks like used to look about 55 years ago , get my meaning heh hehhhahahahahahahahahah shit make me sad it don, t work any more damn old age makes a change keep living your will drawn up too , keep living.
Aug 10, 2012
errrrrr that for penis snake mmmmm wonder many errr someone is going order for errr s…;;x looks just like one kinda looks like used to look about 55 years ago , get my meaning heh hehhhahahahahahahahahah shit make me sad it don, t work any more damn old age makes a change keep living your will drawn up too , keep living.
Aug 10, 2012
I told y'all trouser snakes were real.
Aug 10, 2012
Schwanzamander
Aug 10, 2012
Look! It's Harry Reid!
Aug 10, 2012
That is one big boy!!
Aug 11, 2012
And, you can tell that bad boy wasn't circumcised!!
Aug 11, 2012
Phallis Worm!
Aug 11, 2012
ew.
Aug 11, 2012
Hahahahaaaaa…
Aug 11, 2012
Vibratar
Aug 11, 2012
dafuck
Aug 11, 2012
penisus flaccidus
Aug 11, 2012
Is this an Onion.com story?
Aug 11, 2012
Moby Dick
Aug 11, 2012
I am so Lmao! Seriously Matt? Hahahaa
Aug 11, 2012
Cockonda…
Aug 11, 2012
Snake: Why oh why did the humans have to discover me…
Aug 11, 2012
wonder why there's no face does look like a penis how weird………
Aug 11, 2012
bet ur excited about this jake
Aug 12, 2012
Agh… Somebody call Ron Jeremy and tell him he forgot something in brazil.
Aug 12, 2012
probably suffers from a reptile disfunction too.
Aug 13, 2012
If I knew I was going to live this long I'd a took better care of myself!
Aug 13, 2012
I see this one is going to be a favorite in a few years in the Pet stores…
Aug 13, 2012
Amazingly creepy lol
Aug 13, 2012
That's no snake
Aug 14, 2012
Jesse I'm so afraid to ask what you think it is lol
Aug 14, 2012
Jesse I'm so afraid to ask what you think it is
Aug 14, 2012
I think it is prehistoric, a cockasaures
Aug 14, 2012
Lmao….I knew you were come with something funny as hell
Aug 14, 2012
is it erection?
Aug 14, 2012
ewwww slippery
when wet.
Aug 15, 2012
The Apocalypse is about to begin!
Aug 16, 2012
Looks like a plata penis. LMAO
Aug 16, 2012
LMAO! This couldn't possibly be real…. Hahahaha!!!
Aug 16, 2012
That's crazy!! Lmao!
Aug 16, 2012
Leroy
Aug 17, 2012
Gross!
Aug 17, 2012
hahahaha
Aug 17, 2012
How many eggs this snake lays? Two?
Aug 17, 2012
That just looks so damn nasty! And the 1st picture yuck! I like my boyfriend better lmao!
Aug 17, 2012
That just looks so damn nasty! And the 1st picture yuck! I like my boyfriend better lmao!
Aug 17, 2012
Wow where can I find 1 of them
Aug 17, 2012
lol
Aug 18, 2012
lol
Aug 19, 2012
Lol eww
Aug 19, 2012
just call it AFRICAN-AMERICAN, or the NEGRO SNAKE! lol!
Aug 19, 2012
I can see it now! New toy now at adult stores! The penis snake!
Aug 19, 2012
I wonder what would happen if you slipped this snake a viagara????? lol
Aug 20, 2012
This animal must be closely related to Proteus which lives in carstic caves in Slovenia, Croatia and other countries.
Aug 20, 2012
Proteus anguinus
Aug 20, 2012
Looks alil limp don't it. What would happen if you play with it???
Aug 20, 2012
Lets see if it spits..
Aug 21, 2012
Priceless…..I want one for my collection…..
Aug 21, 2012
OBAMAS BRAIN MATTER.
Aug 22, 2012
Man-aconda is PERFECT! ROTFLMAO! very bizar!
Aug 22, 2012
Well that gives a new meaning to the term "trouser snake"….
Aug 22, 2012
Dickamander?
Aug 22, 2012
Dick!
Aug 22, 2012
When u thought there was nothing else there's the penis snake
Aug 22, 2012
Thats nasty
Aug 23, 2012
true, but it would have giant sized balls attatched! lol
Aug 23, 2012
It really does look like a penis, no wonder it was named after it.
http://vicerexlabs.com
Aug 23, 2012
I hear Perez Hilton has already put in an order for one hundred of them.
Aug 23, 2012
I wonder if these things mate asexually or what?
Aug 23, 2012
LOL isn't that amazingly ODD! I want to see what a snatcharoo looks like! lol
Aug 25, 2012
I wonder if it's A TALKING SNAKE? LOL
Aug 25, 2012
Dave,I saw this article the yesturday. Not hard to figure out why it is called that! lol
Aug 25, 2012
Hopefully it doesn't spit!!
Aug 25, 2012
Wow, it looks scary & it actually looks like a penis! Even though I'm female, seeing this, I could understand what guys mean when they talk about penis Envy! LOL, Watch out Guys, these penis snakes may one day out size your jewels! LoL…
Aug 25, 2012
Mushroom tip lmao.
Aug 25, 2012
penialsnakitis
Aug 25, 2012
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Aug 26, 2012
Rule 34, no expections.
Aug 27, 2012
Uh friend is Brazil's rainforest. They do what they want with it. You didn't see Brazil talking crap to America and all its constant destruction to its own forests. Also unless you live in a mud hut yourself without harming any of the world around you. I suggest you keep your silly first world better than thou attitude to yourself. Let countries deal with their land as they want. Species live and die that's life. Try to place your energy on fixing America first before you try to tackle the world. No one will be inspired to listen to you while your backyard creates worst crap then others.
Aug 27, 2012
Trowzer
Aug 27, 2012
What makes you think I'm American? I am not… Some things are too late to fix while others can be prevented… This whole we don't care for the world because a profit can be made attitude will destroy the world… I voice my concern as a citizen of this planet… And if you educate yourself, some people who's livelihood are at stake are more than happy to live in mud huts… it's much better to live with nature than in a McDonald world who will make you fat and unhealthy. Again, Watch "Defending the river of the amazon with Sigourney Weaver… It's very well explained. Cheers!
Aug 27, 2012
how about calling it a Softwood snake, or maybe a Cock snake? I could do this all day lol!
Aug 27, 2012
I can't look at it. Gross!
Aug 27, 2012
Lmfao!!! Bet God was laughing when he made this snake lol
Aug 27, 2012
Looks like a big old "reptile disfunction" to me!
Aug 27, 2012
LMAO, nice one!
Aug 27, 2012
That is a nasty looking snake
Aug 27, 2012
Bobbit….it lives on
Aug 27, 2012
Bobbit….it lives on
Aug 27, 2012
I dont deny that we shouldn't harm the planet. But human growth is inevitable. You can look at statics that show Brazil is the greenest country of its class. So they try their best. However we live in a world with different views. Not everyone agrees on the global warming theory. So the government has to accommodate those as well. I would rather not watch a movie with an American actor telling me what Brazilians should do with their land. People are smart enough these days to know what they're doing and its side effects. no one is blind to it. It depends on how much side effect they think it causes. Its up to science to convince them otherwise. It hasn't done that so people will continue doing what they do.
Aug 28, 2012
wow…lol
Aug 28, 2012
imagine waking up to that thing suckin on your toe hahahaha.
Aug 28, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5tPxfmBj44&feature=share
Aug 28, 2012
Madson Barbosa … Human growth is inevitable… there is a sustainable way to attain it. A way that will bring good to all of Brazil and the rest of the world.
Aug 29, 2012
Looks like someone covered it with a condom so what next?
Aug 29, 2012
MOBY DICK
Aug 29, 2012
Phallus Gigantoconda
Aug 29, 2012
is that thing black or white lmao
Aug 29, 2012
I think it looks more like a sock puppet. You want to see an animal that looks like a penis (and why wouldn't you) take a look at the gueduc clam.
Aug 29, 2012
Men must be jealous. This is actually ALL NATURAL!
Aug 29, 2012
Men must be jealous. This is actually ALL NATURAL!
Aug 30, 2012
Why not just name him Woody?
Aug 30, 2012
Should be bred for cross-breeding.
Aug 31, 2012
Um…ew.
Aug 31, 2012
That is officially the most disgusting-looking living creature.
I've ever seen. And probably will be for a long time.
Please don't let its official name be "Penis Snake". It looks more.
like a slug anyway.
Sep 1, 2012
How about "cock-a-slitherin"!
Sep 1, 2012
Mitt Romney would be a perfect name. He is a cross between a snake and a dick head.
Sep 1, 2012
Mitt Romney would be a perfect name. He is a cross between a snake and a dick head.
Sep 1, 2012
I
Sep 1, 2012
I
Sep 1, 2012
I'm sorry for you . so sick
Sep 2, 2012
scary
Sep 3, 2012
A Dildosaraus.
Sep 3, 2012
Cock-eyed Salmon ?
Sep 3, 2012
Puts a new spin on, "I caught one *this* big, but it got away!" Yeah, sure, *that* big…
Sep 3, 2012
one of many reasons you only friend alumni on fb…………….
Sep 3, 2012
Yeah, cause high schoolers have no idea what a penis is, Shenandoah….
Sep 3, 2012
You're the one that defriended all of 'em!
Sep 3, 2012
as you said,,,,
p.s. Hi Mimi!!
Sep 3, 2012
Can you say, "The most popular pet EVER?"
Sep 3, 2012
I discovered those on AOL nearly two decades ago. I never knew it would have been such big news.
Sep 3, 2012
I'm going to have nightmares about this.
Sep 3, 2012
I'm going to have nightmares about this.
Sep 3, 2012
I didn't post it, Peter … I only commented…. Still, sorry… and – as creepy as it is — it's also pretty hilarious, ya gotta admit….
Sep 3, 2012
I think its hilarious also…looks like it might be uncircumsized. Not that it matters or anything but I wonder how thick and long it is. The blade of grass doesn't give me a good frame of reference. LOL
Sep 3, 2012
It depends I guess on if you are measuring in regular inches or Craiglist inches….
Sep 3, 2012
Be careful ppl. If you touch it, it'll swell and spit at cha lol "in my Steve Irwin voice" Rip Steve
Sep 4, 2012
floppy snake… LOL
Sep 4, 2012
floppy snake… LOL
Sep 5, 2012
right Joe where u been under a rock lol.
Sep 5, 2012
thosands of women are now headed there for a swim, the'll get what they want without all the other b. s.
Sep 6, 2012
How about calling it "The Bobbit"?
Sep 6, 2012
Bahahaha ! That is just too funny !
Sep 6, 2012
OMG that is my country , maybe call pinto lol parece um pinto que nojo!
Sep 6, 2012
willie
Sep 6, 2012
Wow
Sep 6, 2012
This snake is known for eating beavers.
Sep 6, 2012
This snake is known for eating beavers.
Sep 7, 2012
that's fucking rank!
Sep 7, 2012
WRONG!!!
Sep 7, 2012
WRONG!!!
Sep 7, 2012
wtf lol
Sep 8, 2012
maconda int a bad name for it.
Sep 8, 2012
It's annnggggginnnn!
Sep 9, 2012
is it just me or are women more afraid of penises than mice.
Sep 9, 2012
LMAO!
Sep 10, 2012
softy lofty with scientific name nidus-viagrus?
Sep 10, 2012
It's plain to see it's a rattleheadedcoppermoccasin.
Sep 11, 2012
Wow!
Sep 11, 2012
nastyyy!
Sep 13, 2012
beef bus
Sep 14, 2012
I heard FRED WILLIS was petting his snake in that movie theater. Who Knew? So, in HONOR of Fred Willis: I hereby propose to name this species ' Blind Willy" or fridericus Masterbatum" or "The Love Slug".
Sep 14, 2012
in stores "as pets" *coming soon* feed him Cialis..wonder what happen.
Sep 15, 2012
WHERE ARE ITS EYES?
Sep 16, 2012
I mean:
"A Penish".
Sep 17, 2012
John Holmes
Sep 17, 2012
Wtf! Grossman
Sep 17, 2012
No wonder it lives at the bottom of a river. Would you come out if you looked like that!
Sep 17, 2012
lol thats funny
Sep 18, 2012
Ciego-nataciónoun-gusano; if I translated it correctly "Blind swimming worm".
Sep 18, 2012
There are just a million things I could say hahahah
Sep 19, 2012
The critical missing-link…proof that the penis did come before the man we always knew the penis the brain!!
Sep 20, 2012
It must be Jewish….It's circumcised!
Sep 20, 2012
Is it any wonder we call the man Snake?
Sep 21, 2012
And we thought Obama was a real snake
Sep 21, 2012
How about "Definitely-not-Jewish-conda"?
Sep 21, 2012
How about "Definitely-not-Jewish-conda"?
Sep 21, 2012
I might have a name for the penis snake, but I can't say it because it's too vulgar. Starts with a D…. LMAO!
Sep 21, 2012
Dude is that what your penis looks like?
Sep 21, 2012
lol thats disturbing
Sep 21, 2012
Is this a joke lol
Sep 21, 2012
i guess it doesn't always stay in vegas
Sep 21, 2012
Dickasorous.
Sep 21, 2012
Don't ever want to see it molt…
Sep 22, 2012
This is crazy but cool!
Sep 23, 2012
For the record mine looks nothing like that…
Sep 23, 2012
For the record mine looks nothing like that…
Sep 23, 2012
LOL…OL!
Sep 24, 2012
Looks like a penis alright! Yuck!!
Sep 24, 2012
Trouser Snake
Sep 24, 2012
Trouser Snake
Sep 25, 2012
Manphibian
Sep 25, 2012
Manphibian
Sep 25, 2012
Amazonian pant snake.
Sep 25, 2012
Amazonian pant snake.
Sep 26, 2012
One eyed willy whacker snake.
Sep 27, 2012
I don't believe,, there is such snake,, look like this,,, actually,, I don't care,,,,
Sep 27, 2012
I don't believe,, there is such snake,, look like this,,, actually,, I don't care,,,,
Sep 27, 2012
I don't believe,, there is such snake,, look like this,,, actually,, I don't care,,,,
Sep 27, 2012
If you stroke the snake does he spit venom?
Sep 27, 2012
Has anyone ever heard of this penis snake lmao !!
Sep 28, 2012
this snake like u?
Sep 28, 2012
Haha. The new designer pet – Penis Snake.
Sep 28, 2012
Haha. The new designer pet – Penis Snake.
Sep 28, 2012
Haha. The new designer pet – Penis Snake.
Sep 29, 2012
Helmet
Sep 29, 2012
lol omg!!
Sep 30, 2012
Dang I feel like half the man I use to be!
Sep 30, 2012
CANNOT UNSEE!
Oct 1, 2012
I'd buy one. >.>
Oct 2, 2012
that's what I thought it looked like…. headilitus
Oct 2, 2012
Flaciadamandor
Oct 2, 2012
thats gross! haha
Oct 3, 2012
My hubby said "Oh, THAT'S where I left it".
Oct 3, 2012
My hubby said "Oh, THAT'S where I left it".
Oct 3, 2012
See Dick run? Run Dick run
Oct 3, 2012
See Dick run? Run Dick run
Oct 3, 2012
Hey, get back here!
Oct 3, 2012
that is crazy, cleo
Oct 3, 2012
That's nothing! I was on an archeological dig in South America and discovered the remains of the famed Slapahoe tribe.
Oct 3, 2012
That's nothing! I was on an archeological dig in South America and discovered the remains of the famed Slapahoe tribe.
Oct 3, 2012
That's nothing! I was on an archeological dig in South America and discovered the remains of the famed Slapahoe tribe.
Oct 3, 2012
That's nothing! I was on an archeological dig in South America and discovered the remains of the famed Slapahoe tribe.
Oct 3, 2012
That's nothing! I was on an archeological dig in South America and discovered the remains of the famed Slapahoe tribe.
Oct 3, 2012
That's nothing! I was on an archeological dig in South America and discovered the remains of the famed Slapahoe tribe.
Oct 3, 2012
Madonna's new fiance.
Oct 3, 2012
Does it hatch circumcised or is there a Rabbi snake that handles that?
Oct 3, 2012
You should see the one they have in the Sao Paolo Zoo that's been fed Viagara for the last three years.
Oct 3, 2012
Someone needs a cold shower!
Oct 3, 2012
Doesn't that belong to the blue guy from the movie Watchmen?
Oct 3, 2012
How long before Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Mama Smurf book flights to Brazil?
Oct 3, 2012
Just what the world needs – a penis with a brain.
On the flip side, it's sex organs look amazingly like a male human head.
Oct 3, 2012
What not to get your son for show and tell at St Mary's Prep.
Oct 3, 2012
No offense here but if you're a male and you got an erection looking at this you're probably not heterosexual.
Oct 3, 2012
Soon to be in every strip club!
Oct 4, 2012
Intetesting
Oct 4, 2012
Biggest mistake going to that page and seeing that picture……
Oct 4, 2012
Lol
Oct 4, 2012
NEWLY DISCOVERED! I SEE ONE OF THOSE EVERYDAY…….IN MY PANTS!
Oct 4, 2012
By the way I'd love to make a movie with these bad boys…. Killer Penis Snakes on a plane.
Oct 4, 2012
OR Brazillian Penis Snakes From Hell 8=========D~~~~~~~~~.
Oct 4, 2012
What…you jealous? I hear that they really know how to grow them down south! LOL
Oct 4, 2012
Wow
Oct 4, 2012
Barney's dick?
Oct 4, 2012
I d NOT want to see that cumming a me…lmao
Oct 4, 2012
Sooooooooooooo……..how long it is? How thick is it? Inquiring minds want to know.
Oct 4, 2012
Dont pet it too much or it will throw up
Oct 4, 2012
grosss
Oct 4, 2012
yuk!!
Oct 4, 2012
Ereptile. That thing's tiny
Oct 4, 2012
ROFL! This looks digusting, though.hahahaha! Imagine sitting under a tree and you suddenly take notice of it chilling beside you. LOL! I'm waiting for its counterpart to be discovered. A frog maybe?;)).
Oct 5, 2012
Otherwise known as the man-aconda???
Oct 5, 2012
There is just so much I could say about this…….
Oct 6, 2012
my penis looks nothing like this monstrosity.
Oct 6, 2012
Name him Richard, or Dick for short.
Oct 6, 2012
R u sure that's not some guy just tying a string too tight & cuttin the circulation off??? lol
Oct 7, 2012
did police check to see if was lorena bobbit in the area?
Oct 9, 2012
I think its photography.
Oct 10, 2012
If there are six sets of balls at the bottom of that river, people should start to wonder! Is Lorena Bobbit in town?
Oct 11, 2012
We can't let women know these things are growing wild now.
Oct 11, 2012
where's its eyes?
or… eye…
Oct 11, 2012
This no doubt is the limp version, hate to see it stand up like a cobra.
Oct 12, 2012
Bwuahaha Manaconda!! Priceless
Oct 12, 2012
haha
Oct 12, 2012
No ladies you cant have babies from that snake.
Oct 12, 2012
Over the shoulder boulder thrower
Oct 13, 2012
Phallymander
Oct 13, 2012
Possibly, many women & gay-men would like to have the creature as pet. Instead vib…
Oct 13, 2012
Dickhead?
Oct 14, 2012
Call it,penis sucker snake lol
Oct 14, 2012
this again?? lol
Oct 15, 2012
now you can truly say the "one eyed monster" truly exists.
Oct 15, 2012
so that's where the Japanese got the idea for tentacle monster hentai xD
Oct 15, 2012
Severus Snape's Slitherin Schlong has escaped (sorry for the Harry Potter reference).
Oct 15, 2012
eReptile Dysfunction lol.
Oct 15, 2012
Can't you find a better use of your time Jim?
Oct 15, 2012
LOL… I just wanted to see what the news would pull up when I typed in your name
Oct 18, 2012
Nope you nailed it.
Oct 19, 2012
Have mercy Jesus please keep this away from all the sickos that practice beastiality! OMG!
Oct 22, 2012
Hey…I have one of those! Is this species the same as a trouser snake?
Oct 22, 2012
some were kept for studies? Why not leave the poor things alone?
Oct 22, 2012
That's not a snake, that's my penis. I have been looking all over for that dam thing. Could have used it last night, I had this real drunk chick. Most girls who see it sober freak out.
Oct 22, 2012
That's where John bobbitts member slide off too.
Oct 23, 2012
eeek its a penis snake.
Oct 23, 2012
It is 6am and there are 238 women at the pet store to see if they are importing them yet.
Oct 23, 2012
Penisaurus nonerectile floppius.
Oct 24, 2012
a penis shaped snake? oh boy…the zoophiles are going to love this.
Oct 26, 2012
Who let that snake out of the barn?
Oct 26, 2012
Purple passion! LOL It's a little to floppy for anything good thou! LOL
Oct 26, 2012
Floppy Joe.
Oct 26, 2012
rotflmao………..
Oct 26, 2012
Bobbit Express
Oct 28, 2012
Walter acha uchizi
Oct 29, 2012
I have a good name for it…Ron Jeremy…lol.
Oct 29, 2012
I'm going to call it Bill Clinton.
Oct 29, 2012
Ewwww
Oct 30, 2012
Won't let me connect to get a closet look!!!
Oct 30, 2012
Looks like the link has been taken down.
Oct 30, 2012
the only snake I will not be scared about how she look.
Oct 30, 2012
Looks like its working again!
Oct 30, 2012
The "Gentlemen" Salamander.
Oct 31, 2012
Lil winnie?
Oct 31, 2012
Yikes.
Nov 1, 2012
Ewwww
Nov 1, 2012
Lmfao!!! Ew leann!!!!
Nov 1, 2012
Omg… Wth… So funny!
Nov 2, 2012
hai te?kmztah!?
Nov 2, 2012
:]
Nov 2, 2012
itz me mirasol te wife of junerey popera te.jejejej………
Nov 2, 2012
i miz u so much te.mwahhhhh…..
Nov 2, 2012
Reptile disfunction?? Does it live in a hole with a zipper?
Nov 3, 2012
….penis snake …teehee …
Nov 3, 2012
Can you imagine finding one of these underneath the covers on a lonely night?
Nov 3, 2012
Odd no eyes no gills I would like to know how does it find food or mate? Interesting
Nov 4, 2012
Wow…is that a smile on its face? Uh…that IS its face, right?
Nov 5, 2012
It has a tendency to shrink in water and when aroused can extend up to 4 times it's normal length.
Nov 5, 2012
Coming to a pet store near you and woman's bathrooms at all major hotels and bars.
Nov 5, 2012
I think I saw something like that at the Port Hotel.
Nov 5, 2012
Sponsored by Lorena Bobbitt
Nov 6, 2012
Will someone help me pull my girl friend away from the screen………Please! I want to play Plants vs Zombies.
Nov 6, 2012
Man-aconda hahaha!7
Nov 8, 2012
Gives new meaning to ZZ Tops song, "Tube snake boogie" huh.
Nov 8, 2012
Wow smh
Nov 8, 2012
I wonder of Sanda Fluke is en route to Brazil’s Madeira River as we speak? Hope we do not have to pay for her air fare.
Nov 10, 2012
Alabama Black Snake
Nov 10, 2012
Damn, I'm jealous….
Nov 10, 2012
call it stiff peter.
Nov 13, 2012
How about "viagra-saurus"
Nov 13, 2012
It escaped from Tosh. O back yard.
Nov 13, 2012
OMFG!
Nov 15, 2012
Speechless.
Nov 15, 2012
Dats some nasty ..ish mess me up on that one yuck!!
Nov 15, 2012
Anyone wonder what ever happened to 'Lambchop' on Sherry Lewis Show?
Nov 15, 2012
I bet it lies to all the other snakes about its length/girth.
Nov 16, 2012
disturbing.
Nov 16, 2012
And it's not even Kosher:-)
Nov 16, 2012
It lools just like a penis,,ewww lol
Nov 17, 2012
Foux, it's called blind snake, not penis snake, it's got no eyes can you see?
Nov 17, 2012
kkkkkkk that thing looks crazy bro..
Nov 18, 2012
Sadly this species is closer in connection to a Salamander but I guess labeling it the Penis snake will get the attention of most online surfers, especially women, they have this thing with Big Thick Things. No Pun intended.
Nov 18, 2012
Originally it must have been a "dam" building project, but this time the author got it right. It's a DAMN! building project!
Nov 18, 2012
gedver! Voor my reden genoeg Om Nooit naar brazilie te gaan!
Nov 18, 2012
gedver! Voor my reden genoeg Om Nooit naar brazilie te gaan!
Nov 18, 2012
OMG?! IEH!
Nov 18, 2012
Haha is wat voor freek vonk, nietwaar?
Nov 18, 2012
Zou dat die slang uit 't paradijs zijn…?
Nov 18, 2012
Hahaha ik geloof niet in het paradijs maar wel in evolutie: omg penisses dont need men attached anymore!
Nov 18, 2012
ik ben echt bang dat ik hier straks van ga dromen :'-(
Nov 18, 2012
Hahaha. Sorry!
Nov 19, 2012
Behoorlijk smerig! Ik heb m ook maar gepost
Nov 20, 2012
Was it made in China.
Nov 21, 2012
Lol ereptile
Nov 22, 2012
One of these lives in my house. What should I do?
Nov 23, 2012
Pet it.
Nov 23, 2012
the hard one…
Nov 23, 2012
That thing is ugly. if it bites, one would just die at the site of it not the venom.
Nov 23, 2012
This snake sure does look lik cock*NNN*
Nov 24, 2012
YUCKKK
Nov 24, 2012
220 women (and 4 fellas) experienced arousal after looking at the photo.
Nov 24, 2012
Dick Cheney?
Nov 24, 2012
Dick Cheney?
Nov 27, 2012
u r sick
Nov 27, 2012
if your Johnson looks like this, I would say get to a doctor right away. You have some serious problems and should stop tapping that strange in the swamp. This does not look like a penis.
Nov 27, 2012
Girl hold it tight lol!!
Nov 29, 2012
Always heard they was lil snakes! This now proves it! LMAO!
Nov 29, 2012
cockalottadon
Nov 29, 2012
says chad allen cochran
Nov 29, 2012
Tell John Bobbitt we found it……..lol
Dec 6, 2012
Damn… Spitting Cobra exists already
…
Dec 7, 2012
It loves small wet caverns
Dec 12, 2012
you know you ladies are getting wet.
Dec 15, 2012
that's fkn disgusting…
Dec 15, 2012
Colussus Penosillus.
Dec 15, 2012
I wouldn't suck on that.
Dec 15, 2012
Mine is bigger
Dec 15, 2012
Trouser snake!
Dec 15, 2012
hahaha wtf penis snake. world is ending hahaha.
Dec 16, 2012
WTF! It is a real life trouser snake OMG!
Dec 16, 2012
Daniel, is this for real????
Dec 16, 2012
I thought women liked it big.
Dec 16, 2012
Gawd, mother nature's such a freak!
Dec 16, 2012
yes, it is a limbless amphibian, read the story.
Dec 16, 2012
Its hard to believe this is real lol
Dec 16, 2012
Don't tell my wife, she'll leave me to go "Snake Hunting".
Dec 16, 2012
Hmmmm? How many lonely women are going to go catch themselves a penis snake?
Dec 16, 2012
Name him Richard. Dick for short.
Dec 16, 2012
the new long dong silver.
Dec 17, 2012
one word EWWWWW!
Dec 17, 2012
Cockasoreass
Dec 18, 2012
limp dick
Dec 18, 2012
I had to check my pants there for a second.
Dec 18, 2012
lmao
Dec 18, 2012
wtf i didnt put this on facebook!
Dec 19, 2012
Likes to chase cats.
Dec 20, 2012
lol u are crazy…not to worrie..its probly one that was cut off by some woman and threw in the lake and it lived on its own..hopeing and waiting for a vagina to float by..id name it the… lonely wolley
Dec 20, 2012
Sometimes you just have to put it out on the table, and show'em what you got.
Dec 21, 2012
the average black man…lol.
Dec 21, 2012
Lets keep it simple…call it Dick.
Dec 21, 2012
mines bigger than that….
Dec 21, 2012
"hideous gray thing".
Dec 21, 2012
"hideous gray thing".
Dec 21, 2012
Pecker Wood
Dec 21, 2012
This is carrying penis envy a wee bit too far!
Dec 22, 2012
John Bobbitt's penis found alive…
Dec 22, 2012
Just like a penis. Does it have eyes to see? Does it bite also? amazing…
Dec 25, 2012
obamasnake
Jan 3, 2013
Um……
Jan 3, 2013
Looks Nasty!
Jan 3, 2013
if it bites a woman..the woman will become a man. hahaha
Jan 6, 2013
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase: "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."
Jan 8, 2013
Dickonda
Jan 10, 2013
A penis snake…reptilicus..lol
Jan 10, 2013
A penis snake…reptilicus..lol
Jan 10, 2013
Shlong-winder
Jan 18, 2013
Whose penis is purple like this exactly?
Jan 19, 2013
I wouldn't wanna confuse that with my dildo
Jan 19, 2013
crazy
Jan 19, 2013
Lol
Jan 23, 2013
ah but does spit?
Jan 24, 2013
The Japanese Otakus have heard about it's existence and are now flocking to the Amazon!
Jan 29, 2013
those people from south america have some thing that the world needs lol.
Mar 11, 2013
They thought it was a reptile, but it turned out to be phallus-y.